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knock knock ule.. (eto yung iba..) :))

knock knock. who’s there? HONDA. honda who? HONDA single ladies… honda single ladies…

knock knock. who’s there? CHRIS TIU ft. TIM YAP. chris tiu and tim yap who. who? CHRIS TIU and me.. moving at the speed of life into eternity… TIM YAP is the night…….

Knock knock. Who’s there? Acer, Vaio, Dell (models ng laptop). Acer, Vaio, Dell who? And ACER! VAIO moon and the stars the skies I’ll be DELL…1

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Liquor Beer Gin. Liquor Beer Gin who? LIQUOR BEER GIN, touched for the very first time… LIQUOOOOR BEEEER GINNNNN

Knock knock. Who’s there? Farmville. Farmville who? Taguan taguan, maliwanag ang buwan. FARMVILLE-an kong tatlo nakatago na kayo Knock knock. Who’s there? AU, CEU, FEU, LCC, MLQU, NU, PSBA, SBC, UE, UM, UST. AU, CEU, FEU, LCC, MLQU, NU, PSBA, SBC, UE, UM, UST, Who? Been here all along so why can’t you see? U-BELT-long with me

Knock knock. Who’s there? Macho Ganado. Macho ganado who? MACHO GANADO with all that junk All that junk inside that trunk

Knock knock. Who’s there? Soap Tide at Bleach Soap tide at bleach who? ‘Cause I’m so sick of love songs… SOAP TIDE AT BLEACH

Knock knock. Who’s there? Kinurot ko, Kinurot-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko, kinurot kurot ko pa, who? KINUROT KO… KINUROT KUROT KO PA.. KINUROT KO… KINUROT KUROT KO PA.. We were as one babe For a moment in time

Knock knock. Who’s there? Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga who? Kung LADY GAGA ka… Sa piling ng iba… Knock knock.

Who’s there? Civil War. Civil war who? CIVIL WAR ang tunay na mahirap… CIVIL WAR ang tunay na may malasakit…

Knock knock. Who’s there? Riverboat. Riverboat who? RIVERBOAT young when i first saw you Knock knock. Who’s there? Pogi Daw. Pogi daw who? So baby don’t worry You are my only You won’t be lonely Even if the sky is POGI DAW…

Knock knock. Who’s there? Grabe Traffic. Grabe traffic who? GRABE TRAFFIC low girl GRABE TRAFFIC low girl

Knock knock. Who’s there? Daing, Pusit, Isda. Daing, pusit, isda who? What I’m DAING PUSIT, ISDA I’m crazy for you Touch me once and you know it’s true

Knock knock. Who’s there? Dina Bonnevie, Gary V., Mickey Mouse. Dina Bonnevie, Gary V., Mickey Mouse who? DINA BONNEVIE my lover GARY V with my friends MICKEY MOUSE forever Friendship never ends

Knock knock. Who’s there? Saging Banana-Q. Saging Banana-Q who? Akala ko ikaw ay SAGING, BANANA-Q sa aking paningin.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cashew Nut. Cashew nut who? Don’t tell me you’re sorry CASHEW NUT…

Knock knock. Who’s there? Mama, Para Taxi. Mama, para taxi who? I’m your biggest fan i’ll follow you until you love me MAMA, PARA TAXI!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia who? PHONE NA NOKIA ‘di sinasadya. ‘Di kayang magtapat ng puso ko.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Korina. Korina who? Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh KORINA bad romance Knock knock.

Who’s there? Malaki, Mapula, Namamasa. Malaki, mapula, namamasa who? MALAKI MAPULA NAMAMASA MALAKI MAPULA NAMAMASA MALAKI MAPULA NAMAMASA Please dont stop the music, music, music.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gutom na Gutom na Gutom na Gutom.. Gutom na gutom na gutom na gutom who? GUTOM NA GUTOM NA GUTOM NA GUTOM, My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Knock knock. Who’s there? Little Manuel. Little Manuel who? I’m not crazy I’m just a LITTLE MANUEL…

kaloka na ang mga knock knocks na ito.. :))

The Knock-Knock Compilation.

akosijepipoy:

mmmarkdat:

memaine:

imphiafromthere:

freakishlyfun:

janniefaye:

mojojovi:

buyungbuyung:

Dahil sa nauuso nanamang muli ang Knock-Knock Jokes. Eto ang ilan sa mga napulot kong Knock-Knock Jokes mula sa mga kaibigan ko dito sa Elbi, pati na rin yung mga taong hindi ko kilala pero pinakinggan ko ang Knock-Knock nila habang naglalakad. Wee. Wag ng kumontra kung corny. :]

Ganito na lang ang scheme para tipid sa space.

Knock! Knock!  

Who’s there?

______.

______ who?

______. (music)

1. Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~
2. Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. 
3. Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
4. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York!
5. Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
6. Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! 
7. Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit.
8. Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you.
9. Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever.
10. Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care.
11. Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.
12. Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.
13. Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you.
14. Terminal. Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely..
15. Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly..
16. Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at you).
17. Pikachu. No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu).
18. Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand.
19. River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes.
20. Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..
21. Para, Mamang Taxi. I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi.
22. Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight.
23. I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?
24. Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.
25. Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu— Hallelujah.
26. Tagabitbit Putobumbong. Tagabitbit. Tagabitbit. Tagabet bet bet bet bet. Putobumbong. putobumbong. Putobumbong.
27. Kabag Again. Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again.
28. Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong?
29. Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.
30. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro - always be my baby - mariah)
31. The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.
32. Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
33. Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love.
34. Pacquiao. But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo.
35. Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up!
36. Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam!
37. BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.
38. Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.
39. Lactum. I Lactum move it move it!
40. Pekpek. You are~ pekpek. you are~ pekpek.
41. Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~
42. Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~
43. China. Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.
44. Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye.
45. Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~
46. Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay kooo~
47. What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit..
48. Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.
49. We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time.
50. Little Manuel. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.
51. Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever.
52. Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight!
53. I’m a friend. I’m a friend to fly. and I don’t know why?
54. Korina - Mar Roxas. Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas. 
55. MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)
56. Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test.
57. Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he ca’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.
58. New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo.
59. Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
60. Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura? (OMFVillar! WTF! LSS!)
61. Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.
62. Pussy Cat. Mag-pussycat! mag-pussycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo pussycat!

sige na.. kanya-kanyang trip lang

Source: boojeong

Pokemon Theme Song Tagalog Version..haha.:))

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“you shouldn’t have to be sorry”

nakakatawa naman ang mga text messages ng isang tao sa isa pang tao..

ang weird lang kasi nung tao1..para syang tanga na hindi ko maintindihan…si tao 2, nag-post na sa fb pero hindi ata nabasa ni tao 1 or nagmamanhid-manihidan lang si tao 1..

basta ang gulo ni tao1..hindi ko mapagtanto ang mga ibig nyang sabihin..ayun, nawindang si tao 2..nakipagkalas sa loob lamang ng 13 araw nila..